Not with a bang, but a whimper. That’s probably one of the most quoted poems of all time. Not that it’s one I use often, because I know a far greater breadth of poetry and many of them have better lines. Still, as poetry goes…it’s not bad. You can see why it’s endearing, at least. And then there’s all the anti-war business. Anyway, my mission is to bring literature into every corner of life, so as to improve the English language for all. That’s why I jump careers so much. I improve one place, and move on. I’ve spent the last few months in a conveyancing office in Melbourne. I don’t know what the section 32 statement is, because it’s not written in anything close to poetic language, but I do know that it could be. Conveyancers are some of the best people I’ve worked with, but everyone can stand to improve their language. I’ve already started encouraging people to stop taking coffee breaks and start ‘sojourning to the tearoom for light refreshments’. I tell people that they’re not meeting with clients, they’re ‘conferring with business acquaintances’. Some of them seem annoyed at my corrections, but they’ll see in the end. If we don’t clean up our language, it’s very steadily fading to nothing. Or effervescing to naught. See what I did there?
There are a number of terms that I’m not determined to change. This whole ‘sale of land act’ document is just full of legal language. It could be much more flowering and interesting. Their paperwork is the same, so right now, I’m drafting a property transfer document Melbourne can truly be proud of, being the city of the arts and all that. I won’t be invalid…just better. I’m honour-bound to use my mastery of the language to spread its influence. Conveyancing is where it’s at, right now at least.
Yeah, great, more career seminars. Honestly, we’re in Year 12 now. I know next year is the big scary year when we’re supposed to move out into the world, getting jobs or studying at uni, and this is supposed to be the last true year of school before the big leagues. But still, sitting in a classroom while some conveyancer talks about house prices and the section 32 statement just feels like wasted time.
Ah, heck. It’s not like I’d actually be studying anyway. In fact, I’ve found quite a few creative ways to keep myself occupied during private study times without actually doing any work. I spent an hour chatting to CleverBot the other day. It asked me what I thought about Orlando Bloom’s children, and then tried to insinuate that the children were robots. So yeah, that was time well-spent. Maybe it’s not so bad that we get a bit of off-time to listen to a professional. Some of them are so boring you want a meteor to hit the place, but this guy was different. In fact, we’ve had a couple of conveyancers come in, and while I’m not all over the whole property market stuff, I know enough to know that it sucks for young people. Thanks for screwing THAT one up, baby boomers. Cheers like, so much. So it makes sense to make a few notes, see what they have to say on the subject. It can’t actually hurt.
Man, the people who left in year 10 have it SO easy. They’ve got their trades sorted out, or whatever. It’s all just family businesses around here, so they’ll easily get a job. And then Zoe got to go to that science academy, so she’s pretty much guaranteed a job, and then all the while she doesn’t have to attend seminars about Melbourne’s property transfers and rates of exchange. But meh, while I’m here, might as well become an expert. It’s nowhere near as boring as Further Maths. As in, it doesn’t make me want to fall on my sharpened pencil and die.
The level of excitement I feel for the upcoming Galaxy Conflict: The Push Wakes Up is just phenomenal, more than anything I’ve ever felt before. I absolutely can’t wait to get my tickets, because I was at work when they were released and my boss wouldn’t let me take a break at that exact moment to go and get them. Seriously, boss. But still, I want the full cinematic experience and nothing less. That’s why I’m in a bit of an online war.
See, I have these friends doing web development courses in Melbourne, and I’m doing a similar thing up here so we’ve kind of connected online. I thought I knew them pretty well, but as it turns out…not so much. They’re part of this super-shady hacker group who are trying to get a copy of The Push Wakes Up before it airs in cinemas, which is just unacceptable. For one thing, they’ll be viewing the cinematic event of this millennium on their stupid little laptop screens, which just makes me sad. And then, it’s morally wrong, because they’re essentially stealing something that belongs to a paying audience. Those in my web design course feel the same: online does not mean free. Thus, I’m now part of a group trying to protect The Push Wakes Up from these nefarious hackers. I’ve already informed the colleges where they get their education, and strong corrective action has been promised. There’s nothing more to do but sit and wait for the next cyber-attack.
I can’t believe I thought they’d be better. I bet if their fellow web development students knew about this, they’d feel the same way: it’s pure selfishness, and they’re spoiling the experience for themselves as well. Maybe at some point, they’ll realise. But maybe, they just need to complete the entire web design course experience, and then they’ll see the light. It’s themselves they’re hurting, in the end…
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